Apple - He would be the super rich guy who is constantly checking the mirror and talking about how everything he does is awesome. Although cheesy and overly dramatic, there is something about him that is likable to most people and he generally is able to do those things he brags about pretty well. For all his faults, he is reliable and the chicks dig him.
Google - He is basically a peeping tom who relentlessly stalks you and acts SHOCKED that you would think that of him when he is caught in the bushes (which is every night). He thinks he is smarter than everyone else and won't hesitate to tell you. He is not very particular and will take anyone willing on a cheap date as long as he is assured of a sloppy kiss goodnight. There is just something creepy about him.
Microsoft - He is a little older, somewhat self-conscious about his gut and, for a while, desperately tried out new clothes to appear hip. He has that steady dad vibe but constantly embarrasses himself publicly with a string of cringe worthy mid-life crises stunts. He is actually very talented but socially awkward. Whenever anyone really wants to go steady, he runs away because long-term relationships scare the hell out of him. Because of his commitment issues, he leaves most everyone disappointed.
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Google - He is basically a peeping tom who relentlessly stalks you and acts SHOCKED that you would think that of him when he is caught in the bushes (which is every night). He thinks he is smarter than everyone else and won't hesitate to tell you. He is not very particular and will take anyone willing on a cheap date as long as he is assured of a sloppy kiss goodnight. There is just something creepy about him.
Microsoft - He is a little older, somewhat self-conscious about his gut and, for a while, desperately tried out new clothes to appear hip. He has that steady dad vibe but constantly embarrasses himself publicly with a string of cringe worthy mid-life crises stunts. He is actually very talented but socially awkward. Whenever anyone really wants to go steady, he runs away because long-term relationships scare the hell out of him. Because of his commitment issues, he leaves most everyone disappointed.
How did I do?
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